Recipe Roundup

This is week six of the weekly Recipe Roundup, where I post the online recipes I've used over the past week.

• Vegan "Cheese" Breadsticks - Simple and delicious. I skipped the onion and added a drizzle of olive oil instead, and used a heaping tablespoon of roasted garlic. This is seriously the easiest yeast breadstick recipe ever, and you could whip them up an hour or so before dinner.


• Thai Coconut Soup - A good choice when Jeff and I wanted soup and didn't have much produce to use. I skipped the peanut butter because I personally hate that stuff.


• Acorn Squash Alfredo Sauce - This meal was very simple, tasty and the best part is that it made enough for left-overs so I didn't have to worry about making lunch the next morning. I would probably use only 1 tbsp or less of the mustard as I feel that flavor somewhat overwhelmed.


• Tomato Soup - This soup was very tasty, and simple to make. Next time I'd probably peel the tomatoes first as the peel (even blended) has a magic ability to get stuck in my braces.

Check out previous Recipe Roundups: One, Two, Three, Four, Five

Recipe Roundup

This is week five of the weekly Recipe Roundup, where I post the online recipes I've used over the past week.

• Rustic Three Squash Soup - Jeff and I roasted a butternut and buttercup squash for an hour, added roasted garlic and a piece of roasted yellow pepper, and added 2 cups of soymilk. We didn't use the food processor so it came out very thick, but delicious. This was a good opportunity to use some of our apple sauce.


• Roasted Peppers - See above recipe. Neither Jeff nor I had ever roasted a pepper before. Very simple, but I let Jeff do the dirty work as I'm afraid of burning my fingers off.

Check out previous Recipe Roundups: One, Two, Three, Four

When Life Gives You Apples...

Jeff, my parents and I tried to go apple picking last year. Not thinking, we picked an orchard somewhere in the vicinity of Wellesley. We had a hard time parking because the place was full to the brim, and while waiting in line we saw a sign mentioning an entree fee (14$ a person) and cost for u-pick (2.50$ per pound). I laughed, and pointed out the sign to my parents, who also enjoyed a good chuckle. We about-faced, got some cheap apples from the farm store and drove back to Boston. Lesson learned.

This year we decided to go a bit farther out to Bolton, to Nashoba Valley Winery, which is not just a winery, distillery and micro-brewery but also an apple orchard of prodigious proportions. One of the things that excited me about Nashoba is the fact that they have over 90 varieties of apple trees. You are not confined to red delicious, empires and macs.

Jeff and I spent a decent amount of time exploring the orchard and wound up picking a half bushel for cider/sauce purposes. Among the varieties we picked were Roxbury Russets, Winter Bananas (yes, they taste like bananas) and Winesaps. There may have been a few Golden Delicious thrown in there, and certainly other strange varieties whose names have already escaped my memory.

Coming home we opened up the Ball Book to Home Preserving to figure out how to make cider. Half an hour of chopping apples later (and at least one blister from the effort), we had filled a 5-gallon and 2-gallon pot. We added the water, turned on the gas, and waited for the apples to become tender.

Thinking we could save time by draining all the apples at once, we rigged up a set-up consisting of a huge nylon straining bag, giant bucket, broom handle and chairs to prop the broom handle on. Amazingly, it was strong enough to hold 25 pounds of wet apple glop. We let it sit for 2 hours, and quickly learned why the Ball Book recommends you drain the apples in small batches; only about half a gallon of juice had strained out. If you have a lot of time, definitely do it in small batches. It getting to be late at night, we poured a bit of water through to force more juice out, and wound up with just over a gallon of cider, with gallons of pulp left over.

After Jeff and I had set up the cider into a fermenter, we looked at each other in disbelief over how much pulp we had left over, when I realized a food mill would allow us to turn all of the seedy, peel-y mass into apple sauce. Considering we didn't own one yet, we transferred the pulp to containers to stay the night in the fridge.

The next day, Jeff picked up a food mill after work so we could make use of our near-disaster. A food mill is an amazing kitchen gadget. While we were waiting for our dinner to bake in the oven, we had already processed a gallon of the puree. After tasting it, we realized the apples we used were already the perfect combination of sweet, tart and exotic for us not to want to add any spices to the mix. I didn't feel like waiting around to process them in boiling water, so into the freezer they went.

We wound up with 2.5 gallons of the most delicious apple sauce ever. At 1$ per pound for apples, we will wind up with a gallon of hard cider, 10 quarts of sauce and a unique New England apple picking experience. If you are lucky enough to live near an orchard with old heirloom varieties of apples, I wholeheartedly recommend that you give them your support by buying their apples and ciders. You won't be disappointed!

Recipe Roundup

This is week four of the weekly Recipe Roundup, where I post the online recipes I've used over the past week.

• Vegan Banana Blueberry Muffins - I didn't use very ripe bananas so these muffins weren't terribly awesome. I did add a little bit of oil but they still had a very dense crumb.


• Vegan Pumpkin Spice Latte - I tried this with chai tea and some pumpkin puree I just made (which was more stringy than puree), and it was okay but not great. I think real puree would have made it much yummier.


• Pumpkin Puree - I had three pie pumpkins, which probably yielded a quart of puree a piece.


• Pumpkin Butter - Two out of three of my pie pumpkins went into pumpkin butter which is now in the freezer.


• Blueberry Breakfast Cake - This wins the recipe of the week award. I know the website is fat free vegan, but I used oil instead of applesauce and this cake had the best mouthfeel ever, even though it was very crumbly. Jeff and I gobbled this one up real fast, I never expected something made from oat and whole wheat flour to taste so good.

Check out previous Recipe Roundups: One, Two, Three

A Couple Hot Sauces

In the spring I made a hot sauce recipe I saw with habaneros and a carrot base. It was super-spicy, which is what I was craving at the time and paired well with most of our meals at the beginning of the summer. Needless to say, it was so good that it was gone by the time I got around to writing a hot sauce post. While I was looking for another recipe to write about I found that many hot sauce recipes are just chili purees, a base ingredient, and spices. Feeling adventurous, I decided to come up with my own recipe and post it here.

As summer came to a close a few weeks ago, farmers were unloading the last hot peppers of the season at the farmer's market. I picked up a few lbs. of "hot peppers" (I think they're cayenne) and let them sit in the fridge until I had some time last night to throw together some hot sauce.

The sauce is sweet on the nose with a spicy bite at the end. The cumin and coriander serve to balance the flavors in the middle. The tomato sauce makes an excellent base for any sweet and savory sauce. You might compare this to arrabiatta-style sauce but with a bit more balance and kick.

Spicy and Sweet Tomato-based Hot Sauce

Yield: 16 fl. oz.

1 Tbsp. Olive Oil

3 Cayenne Peppers (or 1 C chilies of your choice)

1/4 Large Red Onion (or 1/2 Small Red Onion)

1 Tbsp. Roasted Garlic (or 1 - 2 Cloves Fresh Garlic)

1 Cup Tomato Sauce or Crushed Tomatoes

1/2 Tbsp. Chili Powder

1/8 tsp. Paprika

1/8 tsp. Cumin

1/8 tsp. Coriander

1/4 Cup Vinegar

1. Finely chop (or blend) Chilies, Onion, and Garlic.

2. Saute Chilies, Onion, and Garlic in oil on medium heat until softened.

3. Add remaining ingredients, cover and simmer on low for 15 - 20 minutes.

4. Remove cover (be careful of fumes), and taste. If the sauce is spicy enough remove from heat and bottle. If it is not, simmer uncovered for 5 more minutes to cook off more liquid, then remove from heat and bottle.

The notes in parenthesis are alternative options that I think will work equally well. Blending will result in a much smoother sauce. As it stands, this sauce is a little thick; perfect for tacos, burgers, sandwiches, meatballs, etc.

Victory Garden Lessons Learned

Jeff and I were able to start not only one, but two gardens this year. We were lucky to have our application for a Fenway Victory Garden approved, giving us a space roughly the size of my old studio apartment to plant some veggies. On top of that, my mom was very interested in having a vegetable garden, so we also put in some raised beds in the backyard of my childhood home.

We had a lot of successes and some failures, but ultimately we learned a lot. I'd like to share our lessons learned here so that hopefully they can be used as a learning experience.

Garden Successes

• The cherry tomatoes were a big hit with my parents, my dad would gobble up a handful after work ever evening and raved about them non-stop. They were also very prolific, much like the romas we planted there. While several dozen romas only gave me 3 pints of sauce, that was just from a few plants. I'm definitely going to plant many more romas next year!
• Our Bush Ace tomato plants were amazingly huge, and while we didn't get many to ripen on the vine, we had enough big green tomatoes to make a quart of pickles and a gallon of relish, which came out absolutely delicious.
• Snap peas planted early at my parent's did really well. We will definitely plant more next year.
• We planted an entire seed packet of Quinoa at our victory garden thinking: "what the heck?" We managed to get a bunch of seeds out of it, and they're drying as I write this. Hulling them is very simple, and I look forward to eating them to see if they're worth doing again next year.

Garden Failures

• Our cucumbers here in Boston could not seem to do anything right. We were excited by a big blossoming in early July, followed by many tiny cucumbers growing. We ultimately ate ONE, the rest of which got eaten by small animals, rotted or otherwise disappeared. The plant caught powdery mildew, pretty much decimating whatever remained. We pulled the plants out and threw them in the big compost pile. Very sad. (See picture for our lone edible cuke.)
• Peppers failed to thrive. I planted a lot of jalapeño and bell peppers because I love eating them and they're expensive. Not a single plant got big enough to produce flowers for some reason. Last week Jeff and I cleared out our raised beds here in Boston, and found that one jalapeño plant had put out flowers. In September.
• Jeff and I started lots of herbs and for some reason had no success with them, save for a row of sage we planted in the backyard. We'll simply try again next year!

Lessons Learned

• Don't bother using egg-cartons as seed starters. Sow directly into big, biodegradable seed starters. I found some commercially sold at a hardware store. Anything too small will have to be replanted frequently, and if you don't find the time to do that (guilty!) your seeds will not benefit from their extra time indoors. Planting them couldn't be simpler, just put them in the ground, cover, and you're done.
• Start indoors early! All of our tomatoes that got to a decent size indoors were huge by the end of the season. Tomatoes that are quite big and bushy before going in the ground benefit from being planted deep, helping to promote root growth.
• Don't start seeds indoors if the seed packet doesn't recommend it. We started cucumbers and squash indoors despite recommendations to the contrary. Our squash seedlings all died after planting, and our cucumbers resisted growth for a while. When they finally did grow, they quickly got some powdery mildew and I had to tear them all out.
• Get things in the ground ASAP. Unfortunately we couldn't even get into our victory garden until May, and didn't have the raised beds built until late June, so we really suffered a short growing season. Next season we will have the benefit of starting whenever we want!
• Plant more seeds than you think you'll need. We planted tons of beet seeds and ate maybe 4 or 5 beets at the end of the season. I have no idea why our success rate was so low. Pepper plants grew very slowly and never flowered in time to fruit. Use an entire packet, and thin out as needed. It's better to waste seeds than to not use enough and waste a growing season.
• Use tomato trellises! Jeff and I couldn't find any so we didn't use any in our garden, and most of our tomato branches were so heavy from fruit that they grew laterally along the ground. This is bad for a number of reasons, the main one of which is that the fruit will tend to rot if it's left on the ground, or get eaten by small animals. They also don't get enough sun to ripen.

Recipe Roundup

This is week three of the weekly Recipe Roundup, where I post the online recipes I've used over the past week.

• Pancakes - The easiest, most reliable pancake recipe I've used.


• Small Batch Pickled Green Tomatoes - Jeff and I have a glut of green tomatoes, due to planting our garden too late in the season to have them ripen before first frost. I made two times this recipe using only 7 out of dozens of green orbs. Time will tell how delicious it is!


• Green Tomato and Red Onion Relish - The remaining large green tomatoes weighed 7.5 pounds which was perfect for tripling this recipe.


• Vegan Agave Cornbread Muffins - I didn't have any neutral flavored oils on hand and without oil these were a little "hearty," but nothing that wasn't remedied by putting on a little Earth Balance after baking. I would also double this recipe as I basically had mini muffins using the 6 serving recipe.

Check out previous Recipe Roundups: One, Two

Hudson Berkshire Beverage Trail

Lots of exciting things are happening around where I grew up in Upstate New York. (I hate calling it Upstate, but since that's what most out-of-staters tend to understand as "not New York City", that's what I'll call it.) For example, we have a new food co-op, a vegan bakery, and that's just what I can think of in Troy.

And then I found a brochure for the Hudson Berkshire Beverage Trail, which is a collection of 5 wineries, a distillery and brewery in Rensselaer and Columbia Counties, and also just across the border in Massachusetts. The locations span north to south from Castleton to Germantown, and east to west from the Hudson River to New Marlborough, MA.

Jeff and I were able to visit two of these locations with my dad and mom (acting graciously as our designated driver). We hoped to visit the locations in Chatham as well, but we'll just have to save that for another day.

Brookview Station Winery is located at Goold Orchards, where we previously picked 15 pounds of raspberries. The winery offers a decent selection of wines made on site from non-grape fruits; mostly apples and pears. The wines I tasted from them were crisp and mostly dry, but the great thing about apples is that they tend to make a dry wine taste sweeter than a dry grape wine would taste.

Brookview Station also provides many other wines from New York wineries in the Finger Lakes region. From this selection I tasted many interesting wines ranging from a plain but ultimately very drinkable Cayuga, to a bold and spicy Baco Noir to a Cabernet Franc bursting with currant flavors.

The tasting was 6$ for 6 wines, and all of the wines that they offer for tasting are also on sale at the store.

Just down Route 9 from Castleton is Harvest Spirits Distillery in Valatie. Harvest Spirits has grown out of Golden Harvest Farms, a huge apple orchard that I would see every time we'd drive down Route 9 to visit relatives in Germantown. The distillery is actually quite a bit smaller than I envisioned, but it's quite awe-inspiring to walk inside and see hand decorated aging barrels and an enormous, beautiful copper still.

The tasting was 3$ for a flight of their spirits: Core Vodka (made from apples), Applejack and Pear Brandy. I'm really not much of a drinker of straight distilled spirits, preferring to mix in something non-alcoholic to make it more drinkable to my palate. The Core Vodka, however, was a very smooth and sugary vodka that I was able to sip without choking on. I'm not sure if it would be easily discernible from other high quality vodkas in a mixed drink, but could easily win a blind taste test with common mixers such as Absolut.

The Applejack made my eyes water as I sipped it, and honestly my taste buds were too burnt from the vodka for me to really appreciate the fine flavors of distilled apple cider. Apparently, this is a traditional drink made from freezing bottles of hard cider and removing the ice.

Finally up was the Pear Brandy, which honestly was not something I would want to taste again. I will sum up how Jeff and I felt about the beverage with this before and after shot of trying it out:



Overall, I'm glad places like Harvest Spirits exist, because usually when you think of vodka you don't think local, you think of Sweden or Russia or someplace thousands of miles from home. (Unless you happen to live in Åhus.)

Eating in the Caribbean - St. Kitts, St. Lucia and St. Maarten

Saint Kitts is a beautiful volcanic island, and probably my favorite of the islands we toured on the cruise. My sister has a copy of the book 1,000 Places To See Before You Die and in that book is Rawlins Plantation Inn which is a small resort sitting on an old sugar plantation. Driving to the inn requires navigating a dirt road surrounded by acres of sugar cane, and the inn itself is comprised of many buildings, some of which were actively used in the sugar production when the plantation was in business. The highlight of the inn is their buffet. While not cheap it is still an incredible bargain for off-boat eating in the Caribbean.

First, we enjoyed drinks on the porch overlooking the croquet field, swimming pool and lush tropical foliage. Even after two tastings two years apart, their piña colada is my favorite of all the piña coladas I've ever tasted. Maybe it's because of the abundance of local rum and coconuts?

The meal itself was actually exactly the same as what we were served on our previous trip in 2008 - but I was not disappointed. On our previous trip, I asked the chef about the ingredients, and he assured me that all of the food that didn't have meat in it was free from dairy and eggs. Lentils and rice, pasta with sweet basil pesto, johnnycakes and a green salad were among the foods Jeff and I dined on. I was too busy eating to take any pictures, and we were sad to have to pack up and leave after paying the bill and taking a tour of the grounds.

Our next stop on the cruise was Saint Lucia. Jeff and I hadn't booked an excursion so we headed into town. Our entire walk there was spent turning down offers of taxis, and when we finally got to Soufrière it started to downpour. We checked out the open air market (but had already saturated our suitcase with offerings of hot sauces from other islands) and ultimately went back to the cruise ship for a day of lounging on board. There weren't any restaurants listed for St. Lucia on Happy Cow, so we didn't feel we were missing much.

The final stop on our voyage was Sint Maarten / Saint Martin. Why two names? Half of the island is Dutch, and the other half is French. While the boat docked on the Dutch side, I took an excursion with Jeff and my parents to the French side, which is where we had a great experience with local food.

Apparently the island used to export salt, which was its main industry until tourism came in and reared its ugly head. You can still see a lot of salt bays where the salt was produced. Our tour guide also informed us that there are almost no farms on the island, so I don't imagine they export much, if any, foods. However, that doesn't mean the islanders don't eat. We happened upon a wonderful farmers' market in Marigot, which was surrounded by crafts vendors and wonderful juice bars.

My parents bought some spices such as the pictured cinnamon bark, and Jeff and I bought mustard seed and peppercorns. (Unfortunately, the bags exploded in my suitcase and most of the items fell out, some of it was recoverable. Thank goodness they weren't powdery.) There were lots of fresh fruits such as bananas, chiles, mangos, and lots of roots I couldn't identify. I would have loved to take some home but for USDA regulations prohibiting such a thing.

Our last act on the French side, before hitting up the bus back to Philipsburg, was to grab some drinks from a juice vendor. My dad, Jeff and I all shared coconut water, served out of a freshly machete'd plant. It was sweet and delicious, and afterward we asked the guy with the machete to cut up the coconut so we could eat the flesh. Best. Coconut. Ever. My mom ordered a mango smoothie which was made with fresh mango and sugar cane. If the essence of the Caribbean can be juiced into a beverage, it would be that smoothie. It was not cheap, but well worth every penny.

Back in Philipsburg, Jeff and I tried to find the Freedom Fighter Ital Shack listed on Happy Cow, but we were told it was a long bus ride away from the main tourist area. We were disappointed, but having eaten a lot of delicious food along the way, not terribly so. We boarded the ship again, looking forward to home cooked food back in Boston.

Read part one (Puerto Rico) and part two (St. Thomas, Dominica and Barbados) and stay tuned for a cruise survival guide as well as local brewery / distillery post.

Recipe Roundup

This is week two of the weekly Recipe Roundup, where I post the online recipes I've used over the past week.

• Brown Sugar - Brown sugar is made by adding molasses to cane sugar. To me, that's a pretty strange thing to do, because molasses and cane sugar come from the same place - sugarcane. You can either buy raw sugar to completely circumvent this process, or buy the two finished products (cane sugar and molasses) and add them together to make brown sugar. Brown sugar isn't something I have ever seen sold in bulk, it hardens in the pantry, and it's super easy to make your own, so why buy it?


• Almond Milk - Since making my own soy milk, I have become wary of the commercial stuff. What do they do to it to make it taste completely unlike soybeans? One of the many additives is tons of sugar. Almond milk is easy to make and super healthy. All you need are a blender, cheesecloth, almonds and patience.


• Homemade Applesauce - I just made this recipe with 12 pounds of Cortland apples and got 1 gallon. I would definitely not recommend making this sauce with Cortlands, even though mine came out delicious. I will go apple picking later this month and will get a variety better suited to sauce and try this again. Good sauce varieties include: Macoun, McIntosh, Rome, Crispin, Golden Delicious, Jersey Mac, Northern Spy and Newton Pippin.
  

Check out previous Recipe Roundups: One

Caribbean Booze

In the Caribbean, rum is cheaper than milk. When Europeans started colonizing the islands hundreds of years ago, they set up sugar cane plantations, using slave labor, and started an industry that has lasted to the present day. Fortunately, without slave labor anymore. When you take a tour around Saint Kitts or Barbados, you can find sugar cane growing like weeds. Several islands have their own rum distilleries, although most of the islands have dramatically cut back on or mostly stopped their sugar production.

Rum is made from fermented molasses, which is squeezed out of the sugar cane plant and boiled. My brother-in-law made fermented molasses a few years ago, and I think the results came out... interesting. (I didn't get to try it.) The fermented product is then distilled one or two times, yielding almost pure ethanol. I have smelled this stuff, and it is enough to knock you out. I don't think it would be palatable.

At this point, the rum is aged in casks for a short time or a long time to gain flavor, texture and color (color comes from oak casks, many of which are reused from whiskey makers). Light rums, such as the fruit flavored kind you might buy from companies like Malibu, are generally not aged for long, are aged in stainless steel, or in oak and then filtered to remove the color. The tastes are sweet and the alcohol content relatively low. Dark rums are aged much longer, and develop complex flavors during this aging period. Most rum producers offer dark rums in various prices and ages, and the alcohol content tends to be much higher. While you could probably chug a light rum (if you're into that sort of thing), dark rums are more suited to sipping. Swirl them around in a brandy snifter or wine glass, and appreciate the aromas and legs before enjoying the complex flavors.

Bacardi is a giant rum making company that started in Cuba. Although they like to promote their roots, they are actually headquartered in Bermuda, with another location in Puerto Rico (among other places). I've toured the Bacardi factory twice, they have a free tour which presents a history of the company and two free drinks from their outdoor bar. If you are a rum drinker living in the US, chances are good that you've drank Bacardi. It's presence in liquor stores and bars is ubiquitous. They have an enormous variety of flavored light rums, and some higher end dark rums. [Bacardi Homepage | Wikipedia]

Barbados is home to Mount Gay rum, the oldest rum company in the world. I got to take a tour of their company this year, with a format very similar to Bacardi's. My father decided to try a glass of their 1703 for about $20, which has aged for 10 to 30 years. (Most bottles of rum don't come from a single cask, but are blends from many casks, hence the 20 year time span on the age.) While I probably wouldn't be able to drink a glass of it, the 1703 was the smoothest dark wine I have ever sipped. I would have to rank it as the best rum I've ever drank, although I really haven't tried many premium dark rums. [Mount Gay Homepage | Wikipedia]

Down the street from Mount Gay is Malibu, another familiar name for US based rum drinkers. Their coconut light rum is great for mixing with pineapple juice into a "light" piña colada. I toured Malibu in 2008, and don't remember much of the tour other than the tasting. We tasted their dark rums which go under the label Cockspur. I found the Cockspur rums to be slightly on the unpalatable side, so I was relieved when the third item in the tasting was Malibu's coconut rum. [Malibu Homepage | Wikipedia]

Besides rum, I found it interesting that nearly every island I toured had their own brewery. Although Jamaica's Red Stripe could be found at local bars (alongside alcohol free international behemoth Coca Cola), the local brands are always available. Maybe coming from the US where everything is sourced to the cheapest area of production, I found it strange that each island would make beer instead of merely importing it from a central island. But this allowed me to sample many of the local brews.

In Puerto Rico, Medalla Light is what's on tap. Actually, I had it in a can. This was the first beer I drank in a can. If I ever had Bud Light (I haven't), I'd probably make a quick comparison, so for now I can just say they taste similar based on Jeff's tasting experience. I tasted the Medalla Light at a small shack out near Fajardo. Everyone else in my family got the rum punch, and based on their reactions I'm glad I settled for the cheap beer. There's something to be said for predictability. [Medalla Light Homepage | Wikipedia]

We toured Banks brewery in Barbados as it's not far from Mount Gay's headquarters. I thought it was cool that we actually got to see their production and bottling floor although it was at least 95^oF and extremely loud. Having only seen Harpoon's relatively tiny bottling operation here in Boston, getting to see this one was interesting. They bottle a lot of stuff at this brewery, not just the beer. They're actually licensed to produce Guiness for the island, and they also make shandys as well as alcohol free malt beverages. How did Banks Beer taste? The same as all the other beers I tried. Bud Light? [Banks Homepage | Wikipedia]

Jeff and I didn't spend much time in Saint Lucia, but we did stop by a bar before getting back on the cruise ship. I got a piña colada, and he got a Piton. On asking Jeff to remark about the beer, he notes that it was superb for thirst-quenching in the relentless heat and humidity, but the taste was nothing remarkable. [Piton Homepage]

In Saint Kitts our taxi driver stopped to show us a landmark, and we hopped out to buy him a Sprite at the soda stand. They were also selling Carib which my dad and Jeff tried. I opted for the grapefruit soda Ting which I'd had on my previous trip to Saint Kitts. Apparently Carib is headquarted in Trinidad and Tobago, but has regional breweries on several other islands. [Carib Homepage | Wikipedia] [Ting Homepage | Wikipedia]

As far as I know, there aren't any wineries in the Caribbean. I could see how growing grapes there would be difficult, but I think it would be amazing to make wine out of their limitless quantities of tropical fruits. Jeff and I entertained wild fantasies of setting up shop in Saint Kitts, making wine from bananas, pineapples, coconuts, canepas, mangos, guavas and papayas.